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i'm not ignoring you i'm avoiding everyone equally Sweatshirt | Grumpy Humor, Deadpan Text

$29.78
$29.78
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Color — Navy

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    Crisp, deadpan typography on a midweight crewneck that leans into grumpy-humor identity — a quiet, sarcastic statement about social exhaustion and equal-opportunity avoidance. The stacked sans-serif text sits left-of-center in a muted ink, giving the sweatshirt a minimalist, bookish vibe that reads as both conversational and sly. It fits into the grumpy-humor trend by turning tiredness and social reluctance into a wearable, relatable joke that resonates with introverts and anyone who prefers dry, coffee-fueled sarcasm. Product features - Embroidery decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and right + left wrists - Made in Nicaragua - For adults - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with classic fit and crew neckline - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; main prints done with DTG Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron

    Material & Care

    Crafted from premium, high-quality materials designed for comfort and durability. Our products are made to last. For best results, follow care instructions on the garment label. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and iron on low heat if needed.

    Sizing Guide

    Our sizing is designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit. Please refer to our detailed size chart for accurate measurements. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for maximum comfort. All measurements are in inches and taken flat.

    Shipping & Returns

    We offer fast, reliable shipping to most locations. Orders typically ship within 2-3 business days. We stand behind our products with a 30-day return policy. If you're not completely satisfied, returns are easy and hassle-free.

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