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i'm not ignoring you i'm avoiding everyone equally Sticker | Grumpy Humor, Deadpan Text

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    Minimal, deadpan text sticker that leans into grumpy humor: simple black lowercase type reads “i’m not ignoring you / i’m avoiding everyone equally,” surrounded by a thin kiss-cut border. The clean sans-serif layout and compact vertical stacking make it easy to read at a glance and pair naturally with laptops, journals, or water bottles as a low-key expression of introverted, coffee‑tired, or cranky humor. Uses trend keywords like grumpy humor and deadpan text to connect with shoppers who prefer wry, self-aware statements over illustrated characters. Product features - Glossy paper finish: Scratch-resistant surface - Long lasting: Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside - Vibrant colors: Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks - PNG format: Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file - Age restrictions: For adults Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

    Material & Care

    Crafted from premium, high-quality materials designed for comfort and durability. Our products are made to last. For best results, follow care instructions on the garment label. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and iron on low heat if needed.

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    Our sizing is designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit. Please refer to our detailed size chart for accurate measurements. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for maximum comfort. All measurements are in inches and taken flat.

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    We offer fast, reliable shipping to most locations. Orders typically ship within 2-3 business days. We stand behind our products with a 30-day return policy. If you're not completely satisfied, returns are easy and hassle-free.

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